“all black coupes look alike at night”
“these are just indoor pool pigeons i guess”
“one in five South Africans is HIV positive”
“there’s a lot of Africans in Israel”
“known as the Indiana Jones of landfills”
“don’t let feminism tell you what to do with your family”
“my microwave is smarter than you”
“it’s the musical equivalent of filling up on bread”