“i’m trying to fucking figure out why all you fucking wankers like fucking golf”
“it’s very popular in Europe”
“big bald asshole shooting dogs somewhere”
“what’s the witching hour?”
“surely a live dog is better than a dead lion”
“they are saying it won’t be in homes for another ten years, which hopefully means five, which hopefully means six months”
“wouldn’t fried cookie dough constitute a cookie?”
“do y’know where dudes put mustaches? put your dick right there”