(Source: whereisthecoool)

“it fucks me up because i can’t pronounce my mayor’s name”

(Source: circeswildthings)

“he’s always talking about deep Dave Matthews Band’ cuts”
“he did a hard left”
“no one there knows how to photograph food”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

“nobody fucks around with Dr Shoot”

(Source: kotemufu.exblog.jp)

“if you put an icecube in a swimming pool the whole thing’s gonna get sweet”

(Source: lukeandrewmcgovern)

“i love that in your definition of the word “woods” there are no rivers”