“does your bishop have Skype?”
“i’ve been to Tokyo nine times”
“it was pretty hi-tech pre-9/11”
“have you ever met a transgendered person you’re not running from or asking you for money at a farmer’s market?”
“you have to be tech to see a vagina now? is that how it is?”
“Clooney would give him fifty grand off the bat. Dicaprio would give twenty but not tell anyone, we’d find out six months from now”
“you basically went to Fame on the West coast”