“a kind of native genius for public relations”
“don’t get married on imaginary days”
“it’s hard finding any place to have sex, that’s why people are buying houses so rapidly”
“you could have a seat but all the seats are taken by 17 year olds”
“i do enjoy his music, i do not enjoy his holograms”
“this is perfect temporary tattoo weather”
“i love to get civic on the weekends as you know”