“when my friends talk about comics it’s like when girls talk about their dreams”
“thinking about his throat closing up”
“code black means when there’s a bomb inside of a black person on the show”
“you can’t throw an alley oop to somebody who’s taking a nap in the press box”
“you’re talking to a person who was raped when he was 8 years old. i spoke up about it, and got laughed at, since the guy was going to the army. real hero, huh? counsellor told me i set myself up to be the victim”
“every time you point i see a penis”
“half logic is not logic”