“Cuba is a fascinating place from what i’m told”
“i’m a fitness photographer, i live in the beach communities. i photograph fitness models and beach communities”
“he’s just such a little Anglophile”
“don’t look at me with your whore face”
“when my friends talk about comics it’s like when girls talk about their dreams”
“thinking about his throat closing up”
“code black means when there’s a bomb inside of a black person on the show”