April 2012
61 posts
Four Loko Stories - What the fuck happened last... →
“a window open after 7pm is a very nice thing”
“being a rape victim myself, not to mention the father of one”
“sext anything that can read, drink anything that will melt, eat anything that...”
“i do live in a liquor store and i won’t respond right away”
“you’re actually more handsome than the guy that’s famous for being...”
“he’s a convicted larpist”
Can I call my husband daddy ? →
“it’s mostly just them throwing each other through walls”
If I go to Italy and talk with a Italian accent,... →
“i’m trying to rearrange some guts and i could use some pro tips”
Maybe there’s a legitimate law enforcement reason... →
“a tatteau you get is when you get a tattoo because you’ve plateaued in...”
“Hollister has good beach sweaters so i don’t know what you’re...”
What can i use as an alternative for milk to get... →
“you could just run and jump like a MVP”
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“you just sit in kitchens all day like a creepster”
“what is a security door? isn’t that like a door?”
“if you’re being pressured to drink a Four Loko that’s fine”
Is it possible for internet radiations to cause... →
“Maury likes to cure people of their fears by something Maury believes in called...”
