May 2012
109 posts
“it fucks me up because i can’t pronounce my mayor’s name”
“he’s always talking about deep Dave Matthews Band’ cuts”
“he did a hard left”
“no one there knows how to photograph food”
“nobody fucks around with Dr Shoot”
“if you put an icecube in a swimming pool the whole thing’s gonna get sweet”
“i love that in your definition of the word “woods” there are no...”
“all the medallions i know of are either beef or enchanted”
“could of been anything so they made it nothing”
“Jennifer Lopez leaving American Idol, yep good luck filling that seat”
“i’m going to drink four egg yolks, run into the Sherman Oaks Galleria,...”
“i get Walk The Line and Ray confused”
“it’s the other Moses”
“are you dumb or smart, are you a loser or winner, or are you just a human...”
“no decision in life should be more complicated than a lightswitch”
“you are like the last scene of Akira”
“the spirit of Michael Ten lives on”
“Hulk Hogan and Pikachu are basically the same story arc”
“Deal or no Deal, people like it”
“you don’t get it man, it’s the cleanest best pleasure”
“i own a foxhole and i’m stone cold”
“he’s bonafide, he parties”
“why’s my dollar bill have cocaine, semen and blood on it? oh because i was...”
“it was like music to have a very moody bank heist to”
“ah you spanked my guts out!”
