June 2012
72 posts
“he is one of the best drivers i’ve ever seen in my life, but he’s...”
“fuck that noise, i need some cargo pants”
“a fisherman in the woods, something is wrong”
“it’s only two thousand bucks”
“if you buy condoms and lube then it’s just like you’re fucking...”
“i’m so sick of people talking shit about Rocky”
“you got a pretty good grade in running but you can’t major in that...”
“his only weakness is being stabbed fourteen times”
“our chicken select strips are bullshit”
“that’s why i always say i will never live in a house with carpeting”
“it’s the trickiest muscle”
“big head, thin body is bona fide pede”
“my daughter and a fisherman, within a mile of each other in the woods”
“they are saying it won’t be in homes for another ten years, which...”
“not a wonderful actress but a wonderful decoy nonetheless”
“is there sand in Iran?”
“it’s either slip away or drift away, i’m not sure”
“let’s go to the summer home, eat cheese”
“i guess i’m now giving a shout out to local tattoo artists”
“you should try chewing tobacco instead of smoking it, that might be better”
“i went to his website, he’s got a tee shirt with a whale on it”
“crazy times in Hollywood i bet back in the 30’s”
“you boil water, you put the tick in the water and kill it, take the water in the...”
“Talledega Night like widescreen, YEAH! The Devil Wears Prada widescreen, YEAH!”
“an English pound! is that where they keep all the English bulldogs?”
